I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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