I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
