I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
please don't ironically join a cult
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