IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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