i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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