it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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