super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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