she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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