THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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