I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
