i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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