i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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