He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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