Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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