I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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