Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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