worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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