windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize
