I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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