question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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