Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
When are your genitals available?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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