You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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