How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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