I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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