I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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