I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
either way he was missing a nipple.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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