these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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