so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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