Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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