Yo dont text me then not text me
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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