Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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