is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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