I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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