she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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