is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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