Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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