You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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