i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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