My brain says no but my pants say off.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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