He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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