Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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