around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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