She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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