I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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