Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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