I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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