That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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