fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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