Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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