im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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