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Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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