YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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