Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
