you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
