Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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