"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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