I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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