WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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