i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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